Duck Jokes

Ducks are known for their quirky, quacky grins, and it's no wonder they always bring a smile to our faces. If you're in the mood for some lighthearted humor, check out these duck puns and memes that are guaranteed to brighten up your day!

Laugh Like a Duck

Q: Why did the duck not go to the vet?
A: Because the duck thought the doctor was a quack!

Q: Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
A: To make a fowl shot.

Q: What time does a duck wake up in the morning?
A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
A: The quacken.

Q: What did the duck say to the banker?
A: My bill is bigger than yours!

Q: Who stole the soap?
A: The robber ducky.

Q: What are a duck’s favorite type of television shows?
A: Duckumentaries!

Q: What do you call a duck that wins the lottery?
A: A lucky duck!

Q: Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
A: It wouldn’t stop quacking jokes!