Duck Jokes

Ducks are known for their quirky, quacky grins, and it's no wonder they always bring a smile to our faces. If you're in the mood for some lighthearted humor, check out these duck puns and memes that are guaranteed to brighten up your day!
Laugh Like a Duck
Q:Â Why did the duck not go to the vet?
A:Â Because the duck thought the doctor was a quack!
Q:Â Why was the duck put into the basketball game?
A:Â To make a fowl shot.
Q:Â What time does a duck wake up in the morning?
A:Â At the quack of dawn.
Q:Â What do you call a crate full of ducks?
A:Â A box of quackers!
Q: What is a duck’s favorite sea monster?
A:Â The quacken.
Q:Â What did the duck say to the banker?
A:Â My bill is bigger than yours!
Q:Â Who stole the soap?
A:Â The robber ducky.
Q: What are a duck’s favorite type of television shows?
A:Â Duckumentaries!
Q:Â What do you call a duck that wins the lottery?
A:Â A lucky duck!
Q:Â Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck?
A: It wouldn’t stop quacking jokes!
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